Turn on any channel at any time -- watch SVU.
Drink any time:
- They use hyperbole
- They read someone their rights
- Any time the DA says "I'm done here" or "we're done here"
- Any time the DA says "I'm NOT done here" etc
- Ice-T says something 'urban' (e.g "that's messed up")
- Hudson Uni is mentioned
- a detective gets assaulted
- the 'dun dun' sound effect is played.
- you can identify the case from which this episode is 'ripped from the headlines'
- the Miranda rights are recited
- there is undercover work or role-playing
- Elliot has a rage blackout
- they call for a bus/ambulance
- there is a celebrity guest star
- they answer phone by last name
- threats are made to Stabler's family
- a badge is flashed
- there is evidence acquired in a shady way
- there is a foot or car chase
- Olivia talks with a child
- there is a knowing phone call
- there is extreme abusing/harassing of a witness
- there is a post-modern reference (iPhone, Craigslist, Twitter)
- the confession music plays
Drink twice every time:
-- there is a witty pun
-- there is sexual tension between Olivia and Elliot
-- the "ah-ha!" moment in the case occurs
-- the victim is not a victim
-- Kathleen (elliot's daughter) is a fuck up