Drink once every time:
- anyone mentions Dorsea
- anyone mentions the Fisher Account
- Patrick reviews a restaurant or musical album (bonus: waterfall through the entire review)
- Patrick listens to his headphones
- Patrick talks about a famous serial killer
- anyone (or any animal) gets killed
- Patrick says "I have to return some videotapes"
- Patrick calls a woman by a slightly endearing yet mostly patronizing nickname (e.g. doll, pumpkin)
- anyone cries
- anyone makes a factually incorrect statement about pertinent social issues
Finish your drink when he tries to feed a kitten to the ATM.
(Thanks Erin, Lee and EB!)